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Trump Offers Best Deal Yet On Speakers From Back Of Van
NEW YORK — Claiming that he’d really like to get rid of them today but doesn’t necessarily have to, golf course manager Donald Trump offered what he…
Oct 9
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Report: Not Even Worth It To Change From Pajama Sweatpants Into Work Sweatpants
SPOKANE, WA — Following extensive research spanning several years, a newly published report has found that the act of changing from pajama sweatpants…
Oct 4
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September 2024
‘BLAZING SADDLES Could Not Be Made Today’ Proclaims Butt Of Every Joke In BLAZING SADDLES
MINT HILL, NC — Lacking any sense of self-awareness or irony, retired electrician Gerald Anders declared that the classic Mel Brooks comedy Blazing…
Sep 25
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J.D. Vance: Springfield, Ohio Being Invaded By Bomb-Sniffing Dogs
SPARTA, MI — Vice Presidential candidate J.D. Vance said at a campaign appearance today that Springfield, a small city in western Ohio, has in recent…
Sep 17
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RFK Jr: Haitian Immigrants Eating Cats And Dogs Incorrectly
LOS ANGELES — In response to the swirling controversy around Donald Trump’s baseless claims about migrants living in Springfield, Ohio, Robert F…
Sep 11
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More And More People Every Year Willing To Ignore Fact That Golf Is Stupid
JUPITER, FL — With the number of players increasing significantly in the past few years, it’s becoming clear that more people than ever are willing to…
Sep 9
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Trump Inducted Into Rapist Hall Of Fame
NEW YORK — In a ceremony held Friday morning at Trump Tower, golf course manager Donald Trump was inducted into the Rapist Hall of Fame, and he took the…
Sep 6
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Pat McAfee Revealed To Be Target Of Brosylvanian Influence Campaign
INDIANAPOLIS — Officials with the U.S. Justice Department filed an indictment on Thursday alleging that Pat McAfee, the popular ESPN host and podcaster…
Sep 5
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July 2024
Biden Vows To Use Remainder Of Term Finishing Model Train Set In White House Basement
WASHINGTON — Following his exit from the 2024 election, President Joe Biden has vowed to dedicate the remainder of his term to the completion of an…
Jul 29
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Biden Announces Funeral
WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden announced his own funeral in a solemn Oval Office address Wednesday evening, thanking the nation for its support during…
Jul 25
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J.D. Vance Googles ‘Donald Trump Net Worth’ Again
ALEXANDRIA, VA — In an attempt to bolster his spirits after a week in which he struggled to connect with the American public, Republican Vice…
Jul 24
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J.D. Vance Closes Out RNC With 15-Minute Banjo Solo
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Jul 19
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